It isn't from the Onion nor is it some looney Mad TV skit...It IS an object lesson in profoundly amoral thinking processes both within and without the system that we pretend dispenses justice in America.
Dr. Richard O. Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.
And then she sued him and was awarded $800.00 per month in child support.
Yes, this story is a little too, err, ahh, suggestive for this family oriented site but, it is both incredibly pathetic and somewhat amusing (well for us onlookers anyway).
Tip of the glass to Keith in Kodiak
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