Mind you, TWC likes his movies, but I don't care how they package him, Christopher Walken is just way too sinister-looking to be electable. Good gravy, look at the mugshot he picked for this campaign poster (Adobe Acrobat required).
OTOH, as Commander In Chief, that could work I suppose, it might spook the terrorists (come on, those guys ARE superstitious). But sheesh, except for Sarah Plain and Tall, Mr Walken looks like he's got an entire box of dolls in the basement that resemble you enough to work (close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, shotguns, and voodoo). There's plenty of candles and needles down there behind that shackled and quite substantial oak door to keep him busy all night.
I know, I know, he's typecast but if I were him I wouldn't be hanging (get it?) anywhere near those concertina-wire topped fences marking the outer boundary of most looney bins. It'd be a tough sell to convince anybody that he hadn't just gone over the wall.
Walken for president in 2008 website here.
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None of the above should be construed as an endorsement of Christopher Walken for President.
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