Good Morning Gentle Readers,
Lots of superstition and worry today due to the alignment of the prophecy foretold in the Book of Revelation with the Gregorian date marked by the three sixes. My cousin Randy says it's a metaphorically done deal and the social security number is your Mark of the Beast.
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a MARK in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the MARK, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. Rev. 13:16-18
Regardless, The Wine Commonsewer has answers to the beastly questions that are spinning around like Linda Blair's head inside yours.
- 670 - Approximate number of the Beast
- DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
- 666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
- 665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast
- 0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
- /666 - Beast Common Denominator
- 666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
- 1010011010 - Binary of the Beast 6
- 1-666 - Area code of the Beast
- 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
- 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.Over 18 only please.
- $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
- $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
- $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
- $606.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast
- $566.66 - Costco/Price Club price of the Beast
- Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
- Route 666 - Way of the Beast
- 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
- 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
- 666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
- 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 -minimum deposit.
- Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
- Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
- i66686 - CPU of the Beast
- 666i - BMW of the Beast
- DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
- 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
- Number of the Blonde Beast: uh... what was that number again?
And, from Instapundit:
It's 6/6/6, and Ann Coulter has a new book out. Coincidence?
tip of the glass to Col Hogan