Good Morning Gentle Readers,
Don't believe that fluff you find in children's books about animal sounds. Doggies go Bow Wow. Horses go Neigghhhhhh. Cows go Moooooo. Donkeys go He Haw He Haw.
Wrong. The sound that donkeys make is similar to the screech of a jack rabbit caught in a coyote's death grip, funneled through Megadeth's sound system to the decibel level of a commercial jet touching down just across Sepulveda Blvd at LAX. And you don't know when its coming. Just try sleeping with the windows open on a balmy fall night.
We're zoned for horses, not sure about Jack Asses. Pretty sure the CCR's forbid donkeys and pot bellied pigs, but without Herman Goering's Homeowners Association (or Shrek's), it's a rule that can't even gum Cream of Wheat to mush.
As Perez would say: live with it.
The Sleep Commonsewer