Just got this email:
Just a note to let you know I paid IRS..............my friend..... still has the sailboat, a 37' solid teak Tayana. We will be using it as our excuse to go to the Tampa Blues Festival** and then..........down to St Croix, USVI where we will keep it year round as a jump off point.
That just ain't right. [shakes head]
Back in my vagrant yoot there was a hot little blond chick who offered to drag me off to the US Virgin Islands, a place that, at the time, I couldn't have found on a map for hard cash or to save my soul.
TWC might've taken her up on that offer if the husband (slipped her mind that she was married) hadn't tracked my sorry self down in the alley behind my shop one drizzly February morning and proceeded to put the fear of the Lord into my sinning heart.
Always with the Glory Days, Moriarity.