Turns out, his favorite (and most expensive) suit is missing. Must have got shorted at the dry cleaners but that's a doubtful recovery since it's apparently been a while. At this point, while standing in the closet with a befuddled and somewhat angry look on his face, the illegal-after-2012 incandescent light bulb comes on* and he realizes that *this* is why he wore the gray suit to the Daddy Daughter dance last year.
Then again, his favorite aloha shirt is hanging right there. And the leather sandals? Yes Ma'am, in plain sight.
* bill signed by GWB, the president that much of the green crowd holds in contempt, for, among other things, not being green enough. GWB signed the bill after it was driven from Capitol Hill up Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House in a Toyota Prius. Got That? Not a Ford Escape. Not a Saturn VUE. Not a Chevy Volt. A Prius. That explains CONgressional guilt and the 900 Brazillian Dollar bailout for GM.
Personally, TWC isn't happy about the new laws. Mainly because his antique soda clocks use those incandescent bulbs that people used to call refrigerator (night light?) bulbs.
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