Good Morning Gentle Readers,
Looking for a stocking stuffer for the wino in your life?
TWC isn't sure this is it, particularly at twenty five bucks for a two pack. Get it from Wine Enthusiast.
Also not sure how well this would work for the, ah, portly among us. Or the ladies. Oh yes, Girls. You think guy eyes are drifting downward toward your, ah, bahzooms, ah, all the time as it is? Slip one of these around your neck with a half filled glass of red (sort of nestled into the cleavage) and see how that works out. I'm gonna tell you what......(a complete sentence in several Southern states).
Oh, and after gliding past the champagne fountain in search of the can-a-peas, the almond hummus, and the bruschetta with brie and walnut oil, chicks like this scrawny yet well endowed ice skater TWC once knew (think: Dolly Parton meets Twiggy) are gonna be wearing the wine. The glass is gonna be pretty much perpendicular and sloshing. Better order some Wine Away too. And hope nobody calls 911 to report a stabbing.
The Wine Commonsewer
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