Good Morning Gentle Readers,
Kramer is so named because of his penchant for entering a room in the same manner as Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor in 5B. Kramer is a study in acceleration. He can zip from zero to 60 faster than a funny car. And stop on a dime. This morning I thought all five cats were killing something downstairs but it turned out to be Kramer maniacally racing up and down the stairs at light speed.
Below you can see Kramer's bent up tail, a sure sign of his Siamese heritage. In fact, his brother looked very Siamese and unfortunately is no longer with us.
As you may know, blue eyed Siamese Cats came from the 12th Planet along with the blue eyed clones that were created to mine the riches of Mesopotamia and North Africa. Later the 12th Planet exploded and created the asteroid belt. Oh, man, I'll get emails about this.
No, we don't leave him out on Halloween.
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