TWC is cleaning the garage (still) and he comes across a tattered copy of Real Men Don't Eat Quiche. Spent thirty minutes with tears on my face (don't be stupid, real men don't cry). I very nearly plunged to my death on the carpet, though, laughing until I couldn't get air.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower
Qualities the Old Style Real Man Looks For In A Woman:
- Trust Funds
- Big Breasts
The Old Style Real Man In Action:
Chicago. February 14th, 1929. Underworld boss Al Capone orders the St Valentine's Day massacre of arch rival Bugs Moran. When Capone is warned that it may be necessary to kill several dozen men in the process, he replies:
I'll send flowers.
Real Man Fruits & Vegetables:
- Corn on the Cob
- Orange Crush
TWC on the St Valentine's Day Massacre here.