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It was foggy and 60 degrees when I wandered out to the hills with the dogs for my morning constitutional. That's one reason why I was able to find Jimsom Weed in bloom. Generally it blooms at night and the fragrant blossoms wither and close in the hot sun. Also known as Sacred Datura and Indian Whiskey, Jimsom Weed is a hallucinogen and is also poisonous to most mammals.
And, Boy Howdy, finding this lying in the dirt put a big, Texas smile on my face. Even better than finding money in the dryer.
One of several dirt roads that TWC walks with the dogs wanders next to a seasonal creek bottom for a while before it meanders east to a low ridge that marks the edge of the plateau where oranges used to grow. I don't enjoy it as much anymore because the area has taken on the ambiance of the county dump. I mean landfill. I'm grumpy enough without the additional visual input provided by piles of chit. I absolutely support public hanging of those who dump their chit on other people's property.
The water table has apparently dropped and the trees can no longer tap into life sustaining water. This is the creek bottom today:
This is what the same stretch of creek bottom looked like ten years ago:
We're all under mandate to reduce water consumption 20% by 2020. Although my water district publicly scoffed at the concept of tiered water pricing a few years ago, the severity of the drought has forced it to reconsider. I know it is anecdotal evidence, but it has been effective. As the marginal cost of the last gallon of water has increased exponentially, I've noticed that several of my neighbors have let their expansive lawns die out this summer. The Walkin' Man said it cost him $500.00 a month last summer to keep his two acres of turf green. Not no moh, though.
Me? I've never had a lawn here at Casa de Las Rocas Grandes. The water district considers me to be a relatively frugal water user, though the monthly water bill belies that claim. But, the base rate is $75.00 before a single drop of water flows into my kitchen sink, which tends to ratchet the total bill upward pretty quickly.
I recently cut off the drip to a couple of peach trees that inexplicably quit bearing fruit. Ditto an old apple tree. We irrigate mostly with drip and gray water. If I wash my truck in the driveway, that water takes care of a couple of trees. Doin' my part, I guess.
TWC is a fan of Black Box wines, which are generally better than one would expect in a cheap, box wine. However, I'm not getting anything from the Pinot Noir except a vague reminiscence of a weak merlot. Definitely not tasting the.....
.....enticing aromas of strawberry, cherry, and rose petal with complementary notes of toasty oak. Fresh berry and cocoa flavors lead to a delicate, lingering finish.....
that the tasting notes promise.
It's still a bargain, though. There are the equivalent of four bottles of wine in that box and the price works out to less than five dollars a bottle. The wine compares favorably to Three Buck Chuck and is better than many wines in the under-ten-dollar class.
For the carbon footprint crowd, a cardboard box with a plastic liner may be less intrusive on the planet's ecosystem than four glass bottles and four corks. [shrugs]
Black Box wines are great for parties and they also travel well, which makes them perfect for camping or road trips. Next time I am boat camping, I may well bring along a Black Box of Cabernet Sauvignon. That's a lot less weight to haul around than four glass bottles of wine and if you lose the corkscrew (and the spare) you aren't, well, screwed. I've never broken a bottle of wine while boating, but it isn't possible to break a cardboard box.
Navigating the snoring bodies on my office floor made it a little tricky getting to my desk this morning. But, I made it. Twice. Without kicking any of the early birthday celebrants in the head, or spilling coffee on their cherubic little upturned faces.
I was in my early forties when me and Mrs TWC decided to add some ankle biters to our small herd of curtain climbers. BTW, the internet is filled with advice on how to keep kitties from climbing the curtains, most of which is of no help. In a word: blinds or shutters. OK, that's two words and I digress.
When Jake was born, I peered down the road to this day and wondered how it would feel. I imagined his high school graduation. I pictured his friend's parents thinking it was cool that grandpa came to the ceremony but wondering where his dad was. Course they'd be too polite to mention it. I often thought about teaching the manly arts to a boy young enough to be a grandchild. Would he see me as an old man? Or just the Old Man?
Truth is that this day, like the rest of life, doesn't feel anything but normal. It just is. The parents don't know or care how old dad is. I'm just dad. And the Old Man. The Boy learned to shoot baskets, rifles, and revolvers. He can plant flowers and make mulch. He drives well and can change the oil. He can handle the boat at the gas dock and get it on the trailer. He also learned how to wash a car, but you'd not necessarily know he had acquired that particular skill. Jacob also learned some things that dad didn't teach him. Fishing, fine woodworking, welding, rock skipping, and mad skills in the virtual world of gaming.
Jacob's senior project was this poker table
The surprise turns out to be how damn fast this day came. BK (Before Kids) life is rather fluid and the markers are spread out. But children really are relentless little ticking time clocks. Their constant evolution and change reminds you of every turn of your own odometer. The nature of raising children is incessant change. One minute you can't imagine changing another diaper and then, well, they're starting Kindergarten. My friend Anne summed it up well: the days are long but the years are short.
Sometime during the last twenty-four hours the new owner piled small boulders around a couple of No Trespassing signs blocking the roads leading to the lake. I can respect that, and we did. The guy's naivete is touching however, because nobody else will. Short of twenty foot fences topped with concertina wire and machine gun towers at all corners, he isn't going to keep anyone out except me and the dogs.
This is an era where off-roaders carry bolt cutters to cut through fences and locked gates. It's not that nobody respects private property, but that seems to be the rule for shooters, off-roaders, and others who mistake the open spaces of Gavilan Hills for the county dump. Five will get you twenty that the signs will be history by Wednesday. People will simply drive around the rock piles and do what they've always done.
Dam shame though, the dogs loved to cool off in that pond after an hour of racing around in the hills like crazed mad men.
The Boy and I had breakfast at Lake Elsinore Casino with our friend Mike this morning. We don't eat there much since we left Lake Elsinore for Lake Mathews seventeen years ago. The place has always had good, American coffee shop style food that was once the rule rather than the exception. They know how to make hash browns and the cheeseburgers are truly Wimpy Worthy. I coined that term and Lord knows TWC has snaffled up more than his rightful share of cheeseburgers over the years. I love me a good cheeseburger almost as much as Eastern Carolina Chopped BBQ.
In California, card games are legal if the local jurisdiction approves it and I believe the casino was the first legal casino in the state, predating tribal gaming by at least a couple of decades. For years, it was kind of throwback and smoke filled, catering to die hard poker fans and old guys who'd often totter in on wobbly walkers.
This morning I was surprised to see some serious changes. We were greeted by a pretty complete renovation and all the smokers were all outside. Best of all, the bathrooms have been transformed from a well worn 1950's look to state-of-the-art modern with granite, tile, and stainless.
The yella squish died. The zookini is lookin' pathetic. The canteloupe is stunted but flowering. The Roma tomato is precisely the same height it was six weeks ago with the same three lonely, pint sized, green tomatoes.
All is not bleak, though, the avocado tree and the citrus trees are thriving. Not to mention the bees & the Texas Rangers, both of whom are happy as a clam.