Gentle Readers,
I'da shot him. Anyone named Scooter deserves it (except Phil Rizutto). I mean come on, who names their kid Scooter?
Speaking of Rizutto, when DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe, Yogi Berra had this to say, I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.
We Report. You Decipher.
As Ever,
TWC
tip of the glass to KC