Where's The Water?

Gentle Readers,

We thought the Wave Pool at Wild Rivers was crowded.

I think it was called the Bazooka Bowl but it was shaped like a Toilet Bowl and functioned the same way. Neither That Boy of mine nor his cousin Clayton considered a friendly warning appropriate and thirty seconds later, I rocketed out of a tube at warp speed, spun around the bowl a couple of times, and was unceremoniously dumped upside down into a 10 foot deep pool of cold water. It's hard to swim with sandals in your hands.

Later, the zipping mat ride from hell rug-burnt the tops of my toes and the last jump permanently implanted my cojones into my spleen. Oh sure, I whupped Linda in the downhill, but the resulting internal damage.....

As water parks go, Wild Rivers clientèle is a cut above. Must be because it's Jennifer's home town. And Kos, yes, there were hundreds of bronzed beauties, lying in the sun.

If you can't see the vid it's here.

As Ever,

TWC

tip of the glass to Mrs TWC