Good Morning Gentle Readers,
I am thinking about knocking back a few shots of Tequila before I get my eyes burned out this afternoon. The doc says they're going to give me Xanax, but I'm thinking that might not be enough.
I also asked how they think they're going to clamp on that medieval torture device to hold my eyes open without strapping me down like a convicted serial killer ready for his lethal injection. You'll be fine, she said. We use lots of local anesthetic, she said. I laughed. But I ain't laughing on the inside.
As Always,
TWC