Good Morning Gentle Readers,
Fun stuff, though they have stolen a phrase that I have copyrighted. Bottle a day keeps the doctor away (cuz yer too drunk to call him). I have a call in to my attorneys at Dewey, Screwum, and Howe, LLC.
Please note: Yet another argument against ever telling any medical professional how much you drink: My 86 YO father was branded an alcoholic by the ER doctor because he drinks two fingers of bourbon each night before bed. This is a man with the bedside manner of the Three Stooges except he isn't funny.
That chit goes in your permanent record, btw. You have been warned.
Tip of the glass to Vicky
As Always,